so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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