He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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