lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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