we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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