apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i now understand why vodka
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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