I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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