dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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