come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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