So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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