Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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