Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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