did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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