kristin has been a bad kristin
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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