there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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