I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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