dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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