just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's great music for shaving your balls
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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