just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We had to coat check the pizza.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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