It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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