I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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