you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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