Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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