Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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