I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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