So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My life is pants optional.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize