unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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