The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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