That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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