I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
