just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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