It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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