That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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