ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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