I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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