I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Someone came in the potted fern
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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