oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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