We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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