Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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