eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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