I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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