just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Girls should come with a carfax report
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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