If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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