So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dear god my vagina.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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