yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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