I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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