Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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