she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I think my moral compass just broke
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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