oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
