Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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