Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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