sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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