Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Randomize
