I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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