She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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