im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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