Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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