Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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