My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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